// Random Quote Generator
quotes = new Array
quotes[0] = ""I was born a poor black child.""
quotes[1] = ""Get busy living or get busy dieing.""
quotes[2] = ""Do or do not there is no try.""
quotes[3] = ""Mama used to say life is like a box of chocolates, you never know what your going to get.""
quotes[4] = ""This is your life and it's ending one minute at a time.""
quotes[5] = ""I did nothing. I did absolutely nothing, and it was everything I thought it could be.""
quotes[6] = ""I love the smell of napalm in the morning.""
quotes[7] = ""So your argument is that title dictates behavior?""
quotes[8] = ""This job would be great if it wasn't for the f&*%ing customers""
quotes[9] = ""You know what they call a Quarter Pounder with Cheese in Paris... the Royale with cheese.""
quotes[10] = ""Who's Zed? Zed's dead, baby. Zed's dead.""
quotes[11] = ""You're not the man I knew ten years ago. It's not the years, honey, it's the mileage.""
quotes[12] = ""Frankly my dear I don't give a damn.""
quotes[13] = ""I'm going to make him an offer he can't refuse.""
quotes[14] = ""Leave the gun, take the canoli.""
quotes[15] = ""Toto, I've got a feeling we're not in Kansas anymore.""
quotes[16] = ""Here's looking at you, kid.""
quotes[17] = ""Go ahead, make my day.""
quotes[18] = ""All right, Mr. DeMille, I'm ready for my close-up.""
quotes[19] = ""May the Force be with you..""
quotes[20] = ""Fasten your seatbelts. It's going to be a bumpy night.""
quotes[21] = ""You talking to me? You must be talking to me because there ain't no one else here.""
quotes[22] = ""What we've got here is failure to communicate.""
quotes[23] = ""The stuff that dreams are made of.""
quotes[24] = ""They call me Mister Tibbs!""
quotes[25] = ""Rosebud.""
quotes[26] = ""Made it, Ma! Top of the world!""
quotes[27] = ""I'm as mad as hell, and I'm not going to take this anymore!""
quotes[28] = ""Louis, I think this is the beginning of a beautiful friendship.""
quotes[29] = ""A census taker once tried to test me. I ate his liver with some fava beans and a nice Chianti.""
quotes[30] = ""Bond. James Bond.""
quotes[31] = ""There's no place like home.""
quotes[32] = ""Oh no, it wasn't the airplanes. It was beauty killed the beast. ""
quotes[33] = ""Wait a minute, Doc. Ah... Are you telling me you built a time machine... out of a DeLorean? ""
quotes[34] = ""Roads? Where we're going we don't need roads. ""
quotes[35] = ""I'll be back.""
quotes[36] = ""I am big! It's the pictures that got small.""
quotes[37] = ""I'm walking here! I'm walking here!""
quotes[38] = ""Play it, Sam. Play As Time Goes By.""
quotes[39] = ""You want the truth. You can't handle the truth!""
quotes[40] = ""You know how to whistle, don't you, Steve? You just put your lips together and blow.""
quotes[41] = ""You're gonna need a bigger boat.""
quotes[42] = ""If you build it, he will come.""
quotes[43] = ""I see dead people.""
quotes[44] = ""You've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel lucky?' Well, do ya, punk?""
quotes[45] = ""There's no crying in baseball!""
quotes[46] = ""La-dee-da, la-dee-da.""
quotes[47] = ""A boy's best friend is his mother.""
quotes[48] = ""Greed, for lack of a better word, is good.""
quotes[49] = ""Keep your friends close, but your enemies closer.""
quotes[50] = ""As God is my witness, I'll never be hungry again.""
quotes[51] = ""Say hello to my little friend!""
quotes[52] = ""Badges? We ain't got no badges! We don't need no badges! I don't have to show you any stinking badges!""
quotes[53] = ""Well, nobody's perfect.""
quotes[54] = ""One morning I shot an elephant in my pajamas. How he got in my pajamas, I don't know.""
quotes[55] = ""Mrs. Robinson, you're trying to seduce me. Aren't you?""
quotes[56] = ""Gentlemen, you can't fight in here! This is the War Room!""
quotes[57] = ""Elementary, my dear Watson.""
quotes[58] = ""Get your stinking paws off me, you damned dirty ape.""
quotes[59] = ""Of all the gin joints in all the towns in all the world, she walks into mine.""
quotes[60] = ""Here's Johnny!""
quotes[61] = ""They're here!""
quotes[62] = ""Wait a minute, wait a minute. You ain't heard nothin' yet!""
quotes[63] = ""No wire hangers, ever!""
quotes[64] = ""Forget it, Jake, it's Chinatown.""
quotes[65] = ""I have always depended on the kindness of strangers.""
quotes[66] = ""Hasta la vista, baby.""
quotes[67] = ""Open the pod bay doors, HAL.""
quotes[68] = ""Yo, Adrian!""
quotes[69] = ""Hello, gorgeous.""
quotes[70] = ""Listen to them. Children of the night. What music they make.""
quotes[71] = ""My precious.""
quotes[72] = ""Attica! Attica!""
quotes[73] = ""Tell 'em to go out there with all they got and win just one for the Gipper.""
quotes[74] = ""A martini. Shaken, not stirred.""
quotes[75] = ""I feel the need - the need for speed!""
quotes[76] = ""Forget regret, or life is yours to miss. ""
quotes[77] = ""Off the record, on the QT, and very hush-hush. ""
quotes[78] = ""We're not worthy! We're not worthy! ""
quotes[79] = ""Garth, marriage is punishment for shoplifting in some countries. ""
quotes[80] = ""It's K-K-K-Ken c-c-c-coming to k-k-k-kill me.""
quotes[81] = ""Apes don't read philosophy... Yes they do, Otto, they just don't understand it. ""
quotes[82] = ""I love robbing the English, they're so polite. ""
quotes[83] = ""Boards don't hit back. ""
people = new Array
people[0] = "The Jerk"
people[1] = "Shawshank Redemption"
people[2] = "Empire Strikes Back"
people[3] = "Forrest Gump"
people[4] = "Fight Club"
people[5] = "Office Space"
people[6] = "Appoclypse Now"
people[7] = "Clerks"
people[8] = "Clerks"
people[9] = "Pulp Fiction"
people[10] = "Pulp Fiction"
people[11] = "Raiders of the Lost Ark"
people[12] = "Gone with the Wind"
people[13] = "The Godfather"
people[14] = "The Godfather"
people[15] = "Wizard of Oz"
people[16] = "Casablanca"
people[17] = "Sudden Impact"
people[18] = "Sunset Boulevard"
people[19] = "Star Wars"
people[20] = "All About Eve"
people[21] = "Taxi Driver"
people[22] = "Cool Hand Luke"
people[23] = "The Maltese Falcon"
people[24] = "In the Heat of the Night"
people[25] = "Citizen Kane"
people[26] = "White Heat"
people[27] = "Network"
people[28] = "Casablanca"
people[29] = "Silence of the Lambs"
people[30] = "Dr. No"
people[31] = "Wizard of Oz"
people[32] = "King Kong"
people[33] = "Back to the Future"
people[34] = "Back to the Future"
people[35] = "Terminator"
people[36] = "Sunset Boulevard"
people[37] = "Midnight Cowboy"
people[38] = "Casablanca"
people[39] = "A Few Good Men"
people[40] = "To Have and to Have Not"
people[41] = "Jaws"
people[42] = "Field of Dreams"
people[43] = "The Sixth Sense"
people[44] = "Dirty Harry"
people[45] = "A League of Their Own"
people[46] = "Annie Hall"
people[47] = "Psycho"
people[48] = "Wall Street"
people[49] = "Godfather Part II"
people[50] = "Gone with the Wind"
people[51] = "Scarface"
people[52] = "The Treasure of the Sierra Madre"
people[53] = "Some Like it Hot"
people[54] = "Animal Crackers"
people[55] = "The Graduate"
people[56] = "Dr. Strangelove"
people[57] = "The Adventures of Sherlock Holmes"
people[58] = "Planet of the Apes"
people[59] = "Casablanca"
people[60] = "The Shining"
people[61] = "Poltergeist"
people[62] = "The Jazz Singer"
people[63] = "Mommie Dearest"
people[64] = "Chinatown"
people[65] = "A Streetcar Named Desire"
people[66] = "Terminator 2: Judgement Day"
people[67] = "2001: A Space Odyssey"
people[68] = "Rocky"
people[69] = "Funny Girl"
people[70] = "Dracula"
people[71] = "Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers"
people[72] = "Dog Day Afternoon"
people[73] = "Knute Rockne All American"
people[74] = "Goldfinger"
people[75] = "Top Gun"
people[76] = "Rent"
people[77] = "L.A. Confidential"
people[78] = "Waynes's World"
people[79] = "Waynes's World"
people[80] = "A Fish Called Wanda"
people[81] = "A Fish Called Wanda"
people[82] = "A Fish Called Wanda"
people[83] = "Enter the Dragon"
var rand = Math.floor(Math.random()* quotes.length)
document.write('' + quotes[rand] + '
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document.write('-' + people[rand] + '
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