Confessions of a Teenage Drama Queen (2004)
Comedy and Romance
1 hr. 29 min.
MPAA Rating: PG for mild thematic elements and brief language.
Release Date: February 20th, 2004
Starring: Lindsay Lohan, Adam Garcia, Megan Fox, Alison Pill, Glenne Headly
Directed by: Sara Sugarman

 

When a New York City teenager from Greenwich Village, Lola is forced to move to the New Jersey suburb of Dellwood, she finds that in her new school, there is another girl, Carla Santini, who already has claim to the title of most popular girl that Lola had at her old school. She also meets Ella a disenchanted and somewhat nerdy girl but their like of the same band makes them best friends in a hurry. Aiming to oust Carla from her reign, Lola sets her sights on nabbing the lead role in the next big school play ("Pygmalion"), which Carla also hopes to star in. As the two girls engage in a war for popularity, Carla lashes back at Lola by obtaining tickets to the sold-out "farewell concert" of Lola's favorite band. Lola trying to not be outdone by her bitter rival claims that her and her best friend have also obtained tickets to the concert and the party after words. So now Lola finds herself in a jam as the concert is sold out and the after party is by invitation only. Can Lola somehow sneak into the concert and quell Carla's latest scheme, and at the same time meet the band's English lead singer, Stu Wolff, whom she has such a crush on?

h, dear god I think my brain has collapsed and I have lost all power of intelligent thought. That should have been the tagline for this movie as I am having difficulty thinking of a movie worse than this one in the history of Hollywood. I am sure there is one out there, I have seen some pretty horrendous and ghastly movies over the years but nothing that made me feel like I had just lost fifty IQ points by watching it. Who produced this movie, who wrote it and dear god who decided to release it. I had recently been impress with Lindsay Lohan as she did a good job in the remake of Freaky Friday but where the heck do this horrible performance come from. You cannot regress when you have finally proven that you may be able to actually act. I know the writing was terrible in the movie, and the screenwriters should be drug through the street as payment for the torture they have inflicted upon me but Lohan’s performance was just as ghastly, she seemed almost in a sleep walk through most of the movie. How can I stress upon you the horror that is this movie and the hatred I had for it. It is trite, like a twelve year old girl had written in (in fact that may be it as the writing could not have been done by anyone with any sort of education), it was like licking a sugar cube and going into a diabetic coma. I don’t think even Hillary Duff could make a worst movie, please for the love of all that is right in this world do not subject yourself to this horror.
0 stars out of 5