Pistachio Disguisey played by Dana Carvey, can’t figure out why he compulsively mimics his customers and desires to change his appearance. What he doesn’t know yet is that these traits are part of the Disguisey family secret legacy. Fabbrizio his father has never told his son that he comes from a long line of masters of disguise able to mask themselves as almost anyone or anything by harnessing the great power of "Energico.” Such a talent makes Fabbrizio the kidnapping target of his former arch-enemy Devlin Bowman, a criminal mastermind with a plot to steal the world’s most precious treasures. At first Pistachio is not very effective as he attempts to control his inherited power, but soon, with the help of beautiful assistant Jennifer, he’s spinning through a manic blur of eccentric characterizations in an attempt to track down Devlin Bowman and save his parents. But will this new Master of Disguise be too late?

I don't know how to be polite when talking about this complete waste of time and money of a movie. Dana Carvey is seriously wasting his time on making such utter garbage that is not really that funny nor clever. The parts of the movie that were funny though were so overused that after hearing the same joke told for the 20th time made it just tiresome and wishing that somewhere a writer is being run over. Carvey's talent at clever voices and impersonations are the only bright spot in this movie that should very quickly disappear from the box office. Do not waste your time nor your money.
.5 stars out of 5