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| Reality 1 hr. 36 min. MPAA Rating: R for strong sexuality/nudity, language and partying. Release Date: April 25th, 2003. Starring: Mary-Ellis Bunim, Jonathan Murray, Rick DeOliveira, Jamie Schultz, Jamie Schutz Directed by: Rick DeOliveira |
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What would happen if you took eight college age kids set them up with a nice house in Cancun, gave them all the alcohol they could consume and taped the entire thing over a seven day period, that is what this movie tries to find out. All the members of the house have different ticks such as the one who does not drink, to those who seem to have nothing on their minds beside lust and how to satisfy this lust. With all the drinks they can consume they are bound to loosen their guards and maybe allow the cameras to get a view of what happens when they forget they are being filmed. Members of the house hook up with each other, they hook up with others that are also there for spring break, they fight, they quarrel and they allow themselves to be taped the entire time. I would try and expound on the plot even move but the problem was there was no plot or point to this movie. To put is simply sex, nudity, partying and lots and lots of drinking is all this movie is about.
What and utter and complete piece of trash and waste of time. You will find yourself wanting to demand that the producers of this atrocity return to you the 96 minutes of your life they have so ruthlessly stolen from you. I am not a big fan of reality television as it seems such a huge waste to me but this has to be the worst of the worst when it comes to reality TV. Whoever thought this movie would be a good idea should be shot to protect the rest of humanity to the horrors they might try and inflict on mankind in the future. No plot, no story, no acting, no purpose and no reason it should have ever been made or people should see it. Its like the Real World meets Girls Gone Wild meets the brain dead an unimaginative minds of producers who will try to bleed any trend tell you are ready to take a sledgehammer to the projector. I feel sorry for the future of this country if such movie can get made now days. You could not even begin to care what would happen to these characters except maybe a quick death so they would end this movie. I am also glad that this movie utterly failed so maybe the idiots who made this movie will get it through their thick skulls that this type of trash is not wanted. If someone gave me this movie for free I would set it on fire and throw it through the window of the store they purchased it from. Do not see it, do not rent it if your looking for such trash just turn on your TV and tune into MTV and watch the Real World which is mercifully on 30 minutes long.
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